Wer bis jetzt Ostern nur mit puscheligen Osterhasen und lustiger Eiersuche verbunden hat, liegt komplett falsch. Wenn ihr euch ein wenig genauer umschaut, entdeckt ihr überall Anzeichen des Grauens. Hässliche Fratzen versuchen Kinder zu stehlen, gruselige Vampir-Leporidae zerstören zarte Seelen und außerirdische Säuremonster würden gern einmal von eurem Nachwuchs naschen.
Haltet die Augen auf. Verriegelt die Türen. Denn Ostern steht davor. Wir präsentieren 10 hässliche Osterhasen. Weil wir es können.
Ein Kombination aus Elefant und sexueller Engtanz-Uniform, getarnt als Osterhase. Was denkt man sich eigentlich als Elternteil: „Oh super, der Osterhase kann sein Kostüm bis zum Penis aufknöpfen.“
„Hey, ich habe eine superspitzen Idee! Wie wäre es, wenn unser Osterhase dieses Jahr wie ein Säureopfer aussieht?“
„Lassen Sie mich durch, meine Leichenteile fangen an zu tropfen!“
Selbstverständlich gibt es Hasen, die Schlangen als Mund haben. Daran ist wirklich nichts ungewöhnlich. WIRKLICH NICHT!
Die bekannte und beliebte Osterhexe
Nicht einmal der Tod kann diesen Osterhasen davon abhalten, Schmerz und Hass zu verbreiten. Oder für die simplen Gemüter unter uns: ein Zombie-Osterhase.
Nietzsche wird wohl an diesen Osterhasen gedacht haben, als er in Jenseits von Gut und Böse schrieb „…Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.“
Dieser Osterhase ist so gruselig, dass sogar seine obere Kopfhälfte versucht zu fliehen. Bis jetzt ohne Erfolg.
Können wir dem Road Kill nicht einfach ein Hemd anziehen?
Das wäre der einzige Osterhase, den wir süß finden. Ok, er sieht ein wenig so aus, als hätte der Hund zu lange auf ihm rumgekaut…aber wer von uns hat keine Fehler?
Originally posted 2016-03-26 10:04:48.
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Selten so gelacht, vielen Dank 🙂
Ich hab da auch mal einen gemacht 😀
Der beste!
Bine
Dominik Brs
Ging mir auch so …
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Der Säureopfer-Osterhase ist der König der verrückten Internet-Osterhasen.
Oh ne kopfkino….mein kind würde mich ewig hassen XD
Die sind aber auch extrem Derb1
Deswegen ja
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Jeder Therapeut würde sich freuen die Kinder zu behandeln. Die sind doch gestraft fürs Leben 😀
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Wie hast du mich erkannt?
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