Chuck Norris, der Erfinder des Internets und der Vater der Chuck Norris Witze passt einfach immer. Auch zum weihnachtlichen Futterkoma. Für uns ein Grund mehr über diese Witze zu lachen und sie euch zu präsentieren. Chuck Norris ist quasi der einzige Mensch, der einen Internetkampf gegen Katzen gewinnen könnte. Eventuell.
Selbstverständlich lachen wir nur ironisch über Chuck Norris Witze und auch nur wenn wir Zeit haben, wir gucken nämlich sonst nur Arte.
20 humorvolle Chuck Norris Witze zum Chuck-Norris-Tag – für dich und mich
- Der Herrgott sprach: „Es werde Licht!“
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kbsfucssyssuveOcCyykkxcbwxssi - Manche fahren Fahrrad ohne die Hände zu benutzen – Chuck Norris fährt Fahrrad ohne ein Fahrrad zu benutzen.
- Chuck Norris kann 141 Zeichen twittern.
- Chuck Norris angelt nicht. Er sagt: „Du, du und du…. raus!“
- Nur Chuck Norris schafft den Bachelor in der Regelstudienzeit.
- Chuck Norris kann eine Fünfminutenterrine in dreißig Sekunden zubereiten.
- Wenn Chuck Norris ins Wasser geht, wird er nicht nass, sondern das Wasser wird Chuck Norris.
- Was geht den Opfern von Chuck Norris als letztes durch den Kopf: Sein Fuß.
- Chuck Norris bekommt bei Praktiker 20 % auf alles. Auch auf Tiernahrung.
- Chuck Norris kann seinen Namen in Beton pinkeln.
- Chuck Norris isst sein Knoppers schon um 9.
- Chuck Norris hat Schwarz erfunden. Eigentlich hat er das gesamte Farbspektrum erfunden. Außer Pink. Pink wurde von Tom Cruise erfunden.
- Chuck Norris kann im Kinderkarussell überholen.
- Wenn man Chuck Norris fragt, wie viel Liegestütze er schafft, sagt er : Alle.
- Chuck Norris hat bis zur Unendlichkeit gezählt… 2 Mal.
- Chuck Norris hat den Niagara Fall gelöst und die Formel 1 ausgerechnet!
- Chuck Norris weiß, warum da Stroh liegt.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Chuck Norris hat eine Schmusekatze – jeden Abend als Mitternachtssnack.
Originally posted 2016-03-10 17:37:23.
Mein Favorit: Chuck Norris trinkt aus dem Wasserhahn: Auf ex!
Über die Witze lachen kann ich, aber diesem homophoben, ultrakonservativen Waffenlobbyist zum Geburtstag gratulieren, ich weiß nich…
kannste ja Teletubbies gratulieren
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wir bestehen auf unsere politische unkorrektheit! aber blumen haben wir ihm nicht gekauft.
ist genehmigt 😉 lieber politisch unkorrekt als politically incorrect…
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Es sind Fakten und keine Witze! 😀
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Mein Favorit: Chuck Norris haut sich zum Frühstück immer zwei Pfannen in die Eier…
Chuck Norris schläft mit einem Kopfkissen unter der Waffe.
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Chuck norris ist vorgestern gestorben
Es geht ihm aber heute schon wieder besser
…. Und er trinkt das Wasser aus dem Hahn auf Ex.
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Chuck Norris haut sogar Drehtüren zu!
Wo wir bei Chuck sind, ich hab neulich auch wieder die flachen für mich entdeckt http://www.buzzfeed.com/sebastianfiebrig/skandinavier#.asWn5Ja90
Ja einen kenn ich auch. Er isst keinen Honig. Er frisst Bienen. Iss vielleicht der Neid
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Chuck Norris der Fußsohlenlecker von Bruce Lee?
Wieviele Liegestützen schafft Chuck Norris?
ALLE
Michal kennste eh alle oder?
Ja
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Nr. 5 und Nr. 12 sind wahr.
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