Dürfen wir vorstellen: Der schlechteste Tätowierer aller Zeiten.
Der Herr kommt aus Belgien und verschandelt seit einiger Zeit Freiwillige mit seinen „Kunstwerken“. Anscheinend gilt immer noch „Hauptsache Tattoo“ – egal wie es aussieht. Und seine Gemälde haben es wirklich in sich. Wahrscheinlich zum Schluss auch Eiter und Aua.
Der schlechteste Tätowierer punktet aber mit einem kundenorientierten Service. Er besucht seine Opfer direkt in ihrer Behausung. Selbstverständlich geht das dann zu Lasten der Hygiene, aber hey… schon die Rolling Stones wussten: You Can’t Always Get What You Want!
Dieser Kunstschaffende hat auch schon einen eigenen Fanclub auf Facebook, also quasi.
Hier findet ihr eine Auswahl seiner, nun sagen wir es einfach, Tätowierungen:
Seriöses Cover up. „Ich zeichne dir einfach lebensecht einen Gartengnom drüber, dann sieht niemand, was ich vorher da veranstaltet habe.“
Könnte die Schwiegermutter sein, könnten aber auch die Steinskulpturen von der Osterinsel sein. Dieses Verwirrspiel ist eventuell sogar beabsichtigt.
Für dieses „Tribal“ wirst du sogar in den national befreiten Zonen in Mecklenburg zusammengeschlagen.
Wir tippen auf ein gelbes Seetier (Eizelle) mit Tentakeln, welches von einer Art Uterus verfolgt wird. Soll eventuell auf surrealistische Weise die biologische Uhr einer Frau versinnbildlichen.
NEIN! Dafür nicht! Obwohl wir zuerst „Respeck“ gelesen haben, hihihihi.
Wir sind uns nicht sicher, soll das noch tätowieren sein oder trennt der schickfrisierte Herr ihm schon das Bein ab?
Erinnert uns sehr an die Außerirdischen aus „Sie leben„. Übrigens ein großartiger Film von John Carpenter. Deshalb mögen wir dieses Tattoo irgendwie. Schlagt uns bitte nicht!
Treffen sich ein Husky, ein Rottweiler und eine behinderte Katze und…ja keine Ahnung. Aber wir haben auch nicht dieses Tattoo verbrochen.
Was auch immer mit Marcel passiert ist, das hat er nicht verdient!
Live your live. (Ja, liVe mit V!) Und dann darüber dieses Bild, welches aus verschiedenen Blickwinkeln betrachtet entweder eine Unterhose oder eine wütende Kuh sein könnte. Manchmal wissen auch wir nicht mehr weiter.
Falls ihr noch nicht genug habt, findet ihr hier noch eine Menge anderer Kunstwerke:
20 Fragwürdige Tattoo Gurken und ihre fragwürdigen Coverups
Originally posted 2016-04-28 15:22:08.
Alter. Dem gehört jedes Fingerglied einzeln gebrochen. Und danach die Hände zertrümmert.
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Ganz ehrlich, wenn man sich bei jemandem ins Wohnzimmer hockt und von ihm tätowieren lässt, obwohl er gaaanz offensichtlich kein gutes Portfolio hat – sorry, dem gehört auch ’ne Unterhosenkuh. Das fällt unter „I knew somebody who could do it for 50 bucks“.
Lecker mit Patschehänden ohne Handschuhe die Wade fixieren. Der gute Herr fällt ja sonst auch von der Tätowierba… Äh Stuhl.
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Wo bekomm ich einen Termin bei ihm?
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„Treffen sich ein Husky, ein Rottweiler und eine behinderte Katze und…ja keine Ahnung. “ ich komm nich mehr ausm lachen raus…. ^^
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Respekt, soviel Unvermögen muß doch den Tagespreis verdienen, nen Tattoo auf dessen Stirn mit den Worten „Ich bin scheiße“
Tiki Toni, soll ich uns nen Termin machen?
Grossartig
Und wo ist der schlechteste Tätowierer der Welt, Elke Jakobs?
Natürlich in Belgien. Wahrscheinlich in Eupen 😀
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Ja wahnsinn, so schlecht is auch ne kunst
wie kann man sich auch nur tätowieren lassen???
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Neue tattoo Ideen ?!
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das ist leider nicht der einzige
man soll aber fair bleiben manche leute haben nicht so viel geld möchten jedoch gerne ein motiv dann landen sie bei diesen rattenfängern
Wolfgang, Dummheit schützt vor Strafe nicht. Jeder, der ein bisschen Sinn für Ästhetik hat und mal darüber nachdenkt, warum gute Tattoos eben auch viel kosten, lässt halt die Finger von so Hinterzimmer-Tätowierern. Und wer’s nicht macht, der kriegt eben die Rechnung.
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Oh mein Gott, wer hat den denn auf die Idee gebracht, er könnte doch mal tattoowieren ??!!!
Von dem lassen wir uns als nächstes tattoowieren
Hab schon Termine gemacht
For Fucks Sake!
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Boah voll schön! Jessi, vllt auch was für dich?
Ja, hammer! Ich hätte wahnsinnig gerne so ein Porträt, das aussieht als hätte ein Zweijähriger Chucky mit Wachsmalstiften an die Raufaser gemalt …
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Jonathan thats how your tattoo’s going to look like, then 😉
Ahahaha this is awful
Julia Lars Janette Inspiration gefällig? Kann mich kaum entscheiden
exactly 😀
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Es gibt weder schöne noch hässliche Tattoos, es gibt nur kriminelle Tattoos.
#tattoofrei #weilreinehautreinhaut #tintenpresse
Tattoofrei – Es ist schön, keine Tattoos zu haben
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Tatsache
Ehrlos menschn
Der Spruch is geil… Den muss ich mir merken! 😀
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Michael Pinzolits vom stil her genau deine richtung, oder? ich mach dir da mal voll verbindlich einen termin aus.
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Ja bitte! Mach ma ein Partnertattoo?
jaaaaaaa! 😀
Wie wärs mit einem Schnauzertattoo?
ich wollt grad schreiben „lieber noch was schiacheres“, aber dann is mir eingefallen, dass es nix schiacheres gibt. blöd.
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Hab jetzt auch lang überlegt, aber mir fällt nichts schöneres ein!
du freak! 😀
Ich weiß
Ach du hl scheisse gibts kein gesetz dagegen schlimm
Wenn der Nachwuchs unbedingt ein Tattoo will hilft Aufklärung bei der Entscheidungsfindung… https://t.co/hzPvKlHc17
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Anna-lena Regelin ich habe noch nie etwas schöneres gesehen!
Aera Da Kuss
Immer, wenn Yanah einen Artikel schreibt, stelle ich mir vor, dass sie wie ein kleines Mädchen dabei kichert. Was sie sicherlich auch tut.
Ali Yigitdöl HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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Kennst mich doch, ich kichere immer <3
Wie Emma von den Spice Girls <3
Geil
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Leonardo Zanini
Hahaha questo sicuramente me lo farò in futuro !
Sieht doch super aus
Leonardo Zanini respect !
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
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Tattoos?
So überflüssig wie Pickel am Arsch.
Und in ein paar Jahren sehen sie ALLE!!! irgendwie scheisse aus.
Aber für den Augenblick unheimlich cool und hip.
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Alles richtig gemacht!!!